So I made up this little rhyme this morning to make Dylan laugh. In order for you to understand you must have read at least 24 hours worth of Winnie the Pooh. It's a bad take-off of Cottleston Pie.

Zachary Zachary Zachary Zoo
A Poo doesn't fly
But a fly can poo.

Funny? Maybe not to you but a 2 year-old loves it!

It wasn't funny later when Zachary's poo or pee, I should say, did in fact fly. I had just cleaned up a poo when the air did it's job. Pee all over the wall, in his diaper bag, on his changing table and ultimately on him. I'm pretty sure Dylan did this once because that's all the time it takes to remember what air does to pee.

My babies are sleeping in a clustered mass of blankets and cuteness on my bed. Some things must be saved for my memories only.